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Studies at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry
forever alone
Speaks parseltongue, english, french, spanish and italian
Born on february 9
- the way I type on tumblr: omfdgd lololol rkejwhlkjdhlwkjerhwer I can't evEN WITH THESE FEELS MAN
- the way I write for class: under this assumption, it is safe to dictate in a clear and particularly concise way that the author not only felt the need to illustrate the background surrounding the mortifying, yet tragic, action that pushes forward the engaging plot, but also the background of the reader's very own heart.
look at dat booty
dat ass
(via iwillmindfuckyou)
i don’t care what the outside temperature is
i will ALWAYS take hot shower
am i the only person who randomly remembers text posts like in the middle of the day and just starts laughing
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About
hi, this is mathilde. andthe cat on the profile picure is not me.
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me: *blink*parents: OH MY GOD YOU NEED AN EXTREME ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT I'M THE PARENT YOU'RE THE CHILD THAT'S HOW THIS WORKS I DONT KNOW WHO YOU THINK YOU ARE BUT YOU ARE COMPLETELY OUT OF CONTROL DO YOU LIKE HAVING NICE THINGS DO YOU LIKE HAVING A ROOF OVER YOUR HEAD THEN START APPRECIATING IT AND CLEAN YOUR ROOM WASH THE WINDOWS LICK THE DIRT OFF THE KITCHEN FLOOR DO I LOOK LIKE YOUR MAID NO
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Adele: I set fire to the rain.Leo: I set fire to the mother.Hermione: I set fire to the snape.Cinna: I set fire to the girl.... ...
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so done with being ugly can i please emerge from my chrysalis and become hot as...
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nothing will ever be as great as this picture of kanye and beyonce playing connect...
